He Was Legend

The annual obituary montage at the Academy Awards included lot of familiar faces and several high wattage stars, foremost among them, perhaps, Peter O’Toole and Philip Seymour Hoffman. But one name that was probably unfamiliar to most viewers brought me fond, creepy, weird memories.

Richard Matheson died last June at 87. He wasn’t an actor but rather a novelist, short story and screenwriter. The name may not ring a bell, but how about “I Am Legend” aka “The Omega Man,” “Duel,” “Hell House,” “The Night Stalker, “The Incredible Shrinking Man,” ”Stir of Echoes,” “Somewhere in Time,” and “What Dreams May Come?”

Matheson did his most famous work from the 1950s through the 1970s and was part of a group of California writers many of whom served in World War II, worked briefly in the state’s many defense and tech companies, the precursors of silicon valley, and wrote science fiction, fantasy and horror stories.

Unlike Golden Age sci-fi writers like Heinlein, Asimov and Clarke, these guys cared less about the science than the uncanny, the odd and the funny. Like others of their generation, including Vonnegut and Heller, they found their audience less among their contemporaries than among their kids, the boomer generation of TV watchers.

Matheson’s single most influential work is probably “I Am Legend,” filmed multiple times starring Vincent Price, Charlton Heston and Will Smith. There has been a strange plague and our protagonist may be the last man on earth. Everyone else has been transformed into nocturnal, bloodthirsty creatures which behave a lot like the vampires of legend. He hides by night and kills them by day.

Stephen King in a tribute at the time of Matheson’s death said Matheson revivified creepy old tropes by setting them not in “European castles…but in American scenes I knew and could relate to.” King also noted that without “I Am Legend” “there would have been no “Night of the Living Dead”…“Walking Dead,” “28 Days” or “World War Z.”

But there was more to Matheson’s effects than merely making spookiness contemporary. In his work, the tale often depends for its effect on a sly O. Henry twist, an unexpected turning of the premise upside down, no more so than in “Legend.” It ends with the hero captured by the vampires and the realization that they have become the norm and he is regarded as we might a vampire, a terrifying presence who tracks them down as they sleep in order to kill them. Black is white and white is black and the reader is suddenly disoriented.

No wonder Matheson found a place on “The Twilight Zone’ where he, Charles Beaumont and creator Rod Serling wrote the lion’s share of over 100 episodes. Matheson accounted for almost 20 and also seems to have had a place in the writers’ room editing the work of others. His most famous episodes include the iconic “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” in which an airline passenger sees a strange creature on the wing tearing the airplane to pieces – fear of flying made flesh. An episode in which the owner of a broken boxing robot dresses up as a mechanical man in order to win a purse so he can repair the robot became the recent “Real Steel.” “Third from the Sun” and “The Invaders” also turn the tables on the audience by revealing the bad guys are the good guys or the aliens are us. This figures in a man who, according to his son, kept a sign above his desk saying, “That which you think becomes your world.”

Thus, his work often combined suspense with ironic comedy or a kind of surreal or Escher universe in which conventional wisdom is turned on its head. It often also mocked the conventions of the form. In “The Night Stalker” the crusading reporter is on the trail of a serial killer, but the reporter is so disreputable and hungry for a byline that even his editor doesn’t believe him when the killer turns out to be a vampire.

A touch of the surreal also figures in “Duel,” the first film ever directed by Spielberg. In it, a man driving on a bucolic back road is overtaken by a huge fire-breathing semi truck that tries to kill him. We never see more of the driver than a hairy forearm sticking out the window. The film proceeds at a breakneck pace as the driver repeatedly loses the truck only to have it reappear ominously in his rearview mirror for another attempt to destroy him. It’s a short step from “Duel” to “Jaws.” All it lacks is the thrumming signature music every time the machine hoves into view.

No wonder he was beloved by the generation of Spielberg and King and Lucas. Sunny, suburban, Cold War America was awash in terror. Machines were not our friends. Science was suspect. Heroes could turn out to be bad guys and vampires their sympathetic victims. Moral ambiguity was the order of the day as in “The Twilight Zone” episode entitled “Button, Button” in which a struggling husband and wife are offered a chance to receive millions if they push a button on a box that will cause someone they don’t know to drop over dead. Best of all, his work was often scary and funny at the same time. Matheson did not practice high art, but his work was pop art of a high order, and few of those he inspired have done it better.

You’re not Getting Older, You’re Getting Bitter

It is well known that older people are prone to depression and I now believe I know one of the main causes. They are members of AARP and receive that organization’s magazine.

It has an upbeat, chirpy tone and is filled with impossible to emulate role models still going strong when the rest of us are sprawled on the sofa exhausted. In the current issue, for example, there’s Judi Dench. Oh, excuse me, Dame Judi Dench.

At 79, she was an Oscar best actress nominee this year despite admitting she has macular degeneration and can’t see anyone more than 8 inches away. It’s true that she couldn’t attend the awards ceremony in California, but not because, like the rest of us, the flight from England would have killed her. No, because she was in India filming her next movie.

And then there’s the cover story on Susan Sarandon, a mere 67, who recently ditched her 12-years- younger partner of 23 years to hang with a guy of 36, a partner of hers in a club where she was caught by AARP dancing the night away. It made me tired just reading about it.

There were no similarly age-defying men profiled, presumably because most of them are already dead which is to be expected, actuarially-speaking. There was one self-penned piece by the 80-year-old Dr. Oliver Sacks, but he may still be around because he gets better medical care than the rest of us – from himself. And the main thrust of his piece seemed to be how to face the end cheerfully.

It got even worse when AARP moved on to the self-help heart of the magazine which is designed to provide oldsters with useful advice. First there were fun tests to decide if you have a) dementia by putting names to faces in a magazine chosen at random, b) Parkinson’s by testing your sense of smell, c) Alzheimer’s using a jar of peanut butter. I seem to have passed all three, but I will look at peanut butter with fear and suspicion from now on. Or until I get Alzheimer’s and forget about the test.

I was also told to determine if I am going to die early by sitting cross-legged on the floor and then standing to an upright position without using knees, hands, forearms, elbows. If you can do it, you get 10 points, can join Cirque du Soleil and are immortal. For every time you touch the ground with a forbidden part of your anatomy, deduct a point and 10 or 20 years. Since I have a funny knee and can’t sit cross-legged, I failed immediately and am presumably already dead. At the minimum I am feeling worse about my chances of getting to Saturday.

Finally, I was admonished to “age proof” my finances since research shows that every year after 60 people get stupider about money while at the same time getting more confident about how smart they are about money. So far I haven’t reached the point where I am willing to put a down payment on the Brooklyn Bridge or send a large check to Madoff in prison. But if you’re a con artist, check back every few years. Eventually I ought to be ready to do something really stupid and congratulation myself for doing it.

Thanks AARP, and have a good day.

Coming Soon: Utopia

The promise of miracles just around the corner is in the news. But when hasn’t it been? In fact, it keeps being the same miracles that are breathlessly forecast and then indefinitely postponed. Take controlled nuclear fusion, please.

I date myself by admitting that in Junior High School (that’s Middle School to you whippersnappers) we learned the difference between fission and fusion and were assured that controlled fusion was on its way. And it would provide limitless power at little or no cost with no pollution. Utopia indeed.

The process would harness the same power source as the sun without unfortunate side effects, like a planet the same temperature as the sun – 27 million degrees. Imagine, fueling all our material desires with water as a fuel source. Well, we’re still imagining, but according to the New Yorker (“A Star in a Bottle,” March 3, 2014) this time the breakthrough is for real. Since I’ve heard this for over 40 years I’ll refrain from holding my breath this time.

Nor am I rushing out to buy a self-driving car, forecast as early as the 1939 New York World’s Fair. I’m also not lining up to be the first on my block to own a domestic robot, very popular as mother’s little helper in the 1950s, Robby as caterer and dress designer in “Forbidden Planet” (1958) and Flexible Frank in Heinlein’s “The Door into Summer” (1956). But so far the closest we’ve come is the rather tame Roomba.

We do have the equivalent of Dick Tracy’s wrist radio in the form of the cell phone. Cool, but still pretty small beer next to limitless fusion energy and immortality, or at least the cure for cancer promised with the flourish of a pen by the always reliable President Nixon in 1971. Well, 43 years and still counting.

Yet here it comes again. Craig Venter is on the case. He’s the man who galloped ahead of government researchers in the race to sequence the human genome and who recently created a synthetic life form (paging Dr. Frankenstein). His new venture is Human Longevity, Inc.

According to reports from Reuters and The Wall Street Journal the company aims to sequence 40,000 or more human genomes as well as recording the micro-organisms co-existing with them and the environmental factors to which they are exposed. It is supposed that this immense data base will yield unsuspected correlations leading to the prediction and treatment of disease.

The company is modestly targeting cancer, diabetes, heart and liver disease and dementia for starters. Presumably after cracking those it will move on to the cold and athlete’s foot. Call me crazy but I suspect Venter is after this particular big game not just because success would make him rich beyond the dreams of avarice but because he is 68.

If Venter wants to dodge the bullet bearing down on him, he needs to get results a lot faster than Nixon’s War on Cancer did. Since I’m not getting any younger myself, I’m rooting for him. It would be the unkindest cut of all if immortality became a reality two weeks after I turned up my toes, but so far the quest for Utopia in my lifetime can be summed up in two words: Promises, promises.